Monday, September 28, 2015

Day 30-31 Windhoek

Old and new in Windhoek

Day 30-31  Windhoek



Haven’t seen traffic in three weeks, unless you count the one time we had goats walking one way and cattle the other across the highway back outside Divundu.  Not sure that I’m ready for the big city, Windhoek, population 250,000. 

As it turns out, Windhoek is not so much a city as a large town.  There are a few 10-story buildings, banks of course, and a central street, Independence Ave., along which there are shops and cafes.  The city is built on hills, but Rome it’s not.  Nor San Francisco. 
 
View from Hillside Guesthouse


Our pleasant bed and breakfast lies in the north of town, with a view to some fairly large, and modern residences.  Below us is a contemporary oval building housing DSTV, the Comcast of southern Africa.  They are apparently doing a brisk business. 

The young man who receives us turns out to be a passionate rugby player and fan.  The previous night’s Namibia match gives the two of us fodder for plenty of analysis.  He is ecstatic about his team’s performance, having only lost by 58-14.  National pride.  He goes on to tell me that unlike all of the major nations whose players are full-time professionals, the Welwitschias are all amateurs, doctors, lawyers, businessmen whom he sees all the time around time.  This is how rugby used to be.  And, baseball, football, soccer, and basketball, of course, before the megabucks came into play.

Johnny (or Charlie, I couldn’t tell which) recommends Joe’s Beer House for dinner, a short walk away.  This is the place mentioned in the CNN article of a couple weeks ago,


and recommended by our Namibian friends, Otto and Gina, back in De Kelders. 

From the street, Joe’s resembles any of the kraals or large lodges we have stayed in with several cone-shaped thatch structures jutting into the sky.  Bomas.  Lapas.  Inside, it is a menagerie of kudu horns, old motorcycles, a fountain in the central area, old signs, an Austin Mini on the roof, the floor of gravel, three or four bars, some inside and some outside seating, and, most remarkably for me, the place is packed with equal numbers of Black and White patrons.  The Black women mostly dressed to kill, the White women, mostly schlumps.   I haven’t really seen a nice racial mix like this anywhere in southern Africa and it feels much better than the segregated scene we usually experience.  (more on this topic at the end of the trip)

The Pork Platter jumps off the menu at us both, as Saudi Pork Deprivation Syndrome (SPDS) still lingers in our metabolism.  When the two platters arrive, not dishes, PLATTERS, fit for Shrek, they are piled high with all the many cuts of pork possible.  At least we had lunch for tomorrow…and the day after. 

We found a walking tour of the city on some website and attempted to trace its path.  Oh well.  It was Saturday morning and the central area was fully occupied with frenetic shoppers and sellers, some of them legit. 

We managed to visit most of the noteworthy sites: the 31 meteorites (pillow-sized) on public display, minus the two that have been stolen, the old German fort, the new monument to independence, that looked as though it came from Iran or Azerbaijan in that grandiose, modernistic kinda way, the Art   This was a must, as our good buddies had been married here, and we wanted to re-enact the ceremony in their honor.  The doors were locked, fortunately, so we had to simply do selfies. 
Christ Church with cute tourists

Independence Monument
Museum, which was excellent and free of charge, the lovely parks and house of Parliament, the many German houses and buildings that stand as monuments to the energy and industry of the former occupants, and, sitting quaintly at the highest point and overlooking the panorama below it in grand fashion, (and incidentally found at the corner of, get this, Fidel Castro St and Robert Mugabe Ave.), the Christus Kirche, Christ Church.
Freedom Statue

Detail from one of several large murals...loved the photographer getting his due!


In much of the Western world, of course, these two characters (Mugabe and Castro, not Christ) are regarded as tyrannical dictators.  Here, as a result of SWAPO and the independence movement against colonial powers and Cuba’s actually sending troops to fight against the South Africans, Fidel and Doctor Bob are seen as the “good guys.” 



As an aside, having, by now, talked to several guys in my age group during our trip, their memories of that war, back in the mid-70s, was the South African equivalent of our Vietnam: drafted, a harsh, awful environmental conditions, fighting against the scourge of Communism, far away from home, and, eventually, defeat with nothing to show for it, but unneeded deaths.  Interesting.   

Chilled back at the guesthouse and watched the South African rugby match against Samoa.  This was more like it, with a healthy victory.  We haven’t had much TV access, so this was a bit of a luxury.  We made a reservation at the best restaurant in town, but as the hours crept by and our motivation diminished, we chose to stay in and dove into that Styrofoam doggie box piled with pork products.  Pass the Kleenex, please; I don’t want to get too much barbecue sauce on these white sheets. 

Breakfast was on the poolside deck, lovely and cool in the morning shade. 




Gas up, drive in circles for 20 minutes through every street of central Windhoek (some of them three times), almost get t-boned by a taxi when the driver (me) looks the wrong way (left instead of right), take photos of Fidel Castro and Robert Mugabe street signs, hit the highway for Mariental, 300 km away.        

Day 29 Grootfontein

Day 29 Grootfontein

The journey from Divava and the Caprivi Strip took us to Rundu for petrol and then turned south heading some 350 km for an overnighter in Grootfontein (Big Springs, though we saw no evidence of springs of any size). 

The lodge has a waterhole that is lighted and attracts for you assorted bucks and zebra to view during supper.  Nice.  And, here in the middle of nowhere, a chef who prepared an outlandish meal of kudu strips and oryx steaks with all the little niceties of a cutesy, nouvelle cuisine presentation.    

After the meal I was excited to watch the homeboys, the Namibia Welwitschias (remember that word from Day 13-15?) playing the world’s #1 team, the All Blacks from New Zealand, in their World Cup rugby match.  I had anticipated some locals crowding around the TV and getting into it.  But it was only Mimi and me, and three Dutch couples, so the only person giving a shit was yours truly.

There were no great expectations, as Namibia is considered one of the “Minnows” in Rugby World Cup competition, one of the second tier teams (like the USA, Romania, Uruguay, etc.).  They had lost to Australia last time 168 - 0.  By halftime the All Blacks were well ahead and I took pity on the weary young German trainee behind the bar and called it a night.   

Since not much happened at this one night stand, let me take the opportunity to talk about a different topic, The Ginometer.  This scientific measuring tool was invented by me, way back in…Sept. 2015.  About 6 hours ago, actually.  This highly calibrated scale allows one to accurately determine one’s “Distance from Civilization, or DC, for short.” 

As an example, among our provisions when we began our Road Trip, was a bottle of Jorgenson’s Gin. 
This heavenly spirit is handcrafted by a guy who, along with his  wife, have become friends, Roger and Dawn.  He uses all manner of botanicals and natural aromatics to create the most elegant, best gin we’ve ever had, making the likes of Bombay and Tanqueray taste like bad Kool-aid in comparison. 

Mimi and I enjoy Gin and Tonics as our accompaniment to sunsets, wherever we may be.  Anyhow, this bottle lasted us bravely only until Luderitz, Day 8, when we shared the remainder with our delightful hosts. 







Before hitting the road again the next day, we went to the bottle store (liquor store) and bought their best gin: Gordon’s Gin, in that familiar orange, yellow label.  In Afrikaans we say this stuff is “kak,” shit.  But, a careful reading of the Ginometer indicates that the DC was currently over 2400 km.  Very accurate. 

We choked down this bottle over the next many evenings, all the way through Etosha National Park and all those game drives.  And it served us well.  But, we found the bottom of this bottle, too, this time with no outside help.

As we were readying to leave Hakusumbe Lodge and pass through the larger town of Rundu on our way into the Caprivi, we thought we should stock in some more provisions.  Mimi asked the hostess at breakfast, “What time does the bottle store in Rundu open?”  What a look!  She’s thinking, this mature white woman is hardcore, asking about her liquor fix at 7:15 AM. 


In Rundu, it seems the DC was nearing the Red Zone, a location so far from decent hooch that grown men weep.  And when Mimi emerged from the supermarket, she reluctantly showed me the new bottle of gin.  Old Buck.  “Uncle Buck,” as I referred to it.  The Ginometer pegged out and may have been damaged.  I know my brain cells have been.  Note the Uncle Buck warning label. (Don't drink and walk on the road.  You may be killed.)




All is not lost, however.  At this stage, we are pointed south, toward home, and by making a small detour, we can stop by the Jorgenson Distillery and stock up for the next many moons, and re-calibrate the Ginometer.


One more important site along the route:  the Hoba Meteorite, the world’s largest in captivity!  The big fella landed outside Grootfontein before the city had the one petrol station, like 80,000 years back, and hasn’t moved since.  Naturally, we were the only visitors that morning, but they had built quite a nice reception area and gift shop.  We can now add this milestone to our list of World’s Largests, right up there with the World’s Largest Chili Pepper in Las Cruces, New Mexico! 



Off to the Capital City, Windhoek.  (Ven-dook)